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Wednesday, 24 October 2018

O noes Xmas cancellated omg wot omg ffs


Christmas has been renamed
Winterval
Halloween has been replaced
By Autumnval

Poppies have been banned
For shame
Bonfire Night has been slammed
For its name

This year Jesus will not be
Allowed in school
No angels on top of trees
It’s PC rules

Does anyone really ever believe this shit?
Does anyone really ever believe this shit?
Does anyone really ever believe this shit?
Does anyone really ever believe this shit?
Does anyone really ever believe this shit?
Does anyone really ever believe this shit?
Does anyone really ever believe this shit?
Does anyone really ever believe this shit?
Never mind PC
It’s Racist Cunts gone mad

Can’t blame social media really
Just people
The next generation will see
Right through

This shit This shit
This shit This shit
This shit This shit
This shit This shit

Because if you live online
You know
That mostly it’s all lies
And so
It’s only us older fuckers
That read
A Facebook update
And seethe

The young ‘uns won’t believe this shit
The young ‘uns won’t believe this shit
The young ‘uns won’t believe this shit
The young ‘uns won’t believe this shit
The young ‘uns won’t believe this shit
The young ‘uns won’t believe this shit
The young ‘uns won’t believe this shit
The young ‘uns won’t believe this shit
With luck
They’ll see it off, thank fuck

Virtual worlds will matter
And so
Personality will shatter
And so
Bring it Bring it
Bring it Bring it

Bring it Bring it
Bring it Bring it

We’ve had our chance and look at the fucking state
Of it
We’ve never really understood the fucking shape
Of it
Bring it Bring it
Bring it Bring it

Bring it Bring it
Bring it Bring it

Bring it Bring it
Bring it Bring it

Bring it Bring it
Bring it Bring it

The kids are alright.



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