The NHS is a money pit
Well so fucking what
so fucking what
The ROI isn't worth it
Well then, fuck off
fuck the fuck off
It belongs to us and we all pay in
cause healthier people are happier people
and if I don't get sick myself
I'm happy my investment helps somebody else
Cause I'm not a psychopath, see?
The world don't jump just for me
Even if it made a profit
I'd put it straight back into the coffers
The NHS is a money pit
Well so fucking what
so fucking what
It chomps its way through all the tax
And that's better than war
better than war
You ask why you should pay for strangers
but you don’t think it through enough.
Maybe that stranger puts out fires
or is the parent of your kid’s best mate
or gives lifts to teenagers out too late
and sees them safely home again
or fixes the crack on the iPhone screen
or writes the music that makes you spin
The NHS is a money pit
Well so fucking what
so fucking what
And for the days I’ve got left to live
they can have what they want
cause I ain’t a cunt.
