Joe Shooman writes: Shopping Lists I Have Found

I ought to thank my good mate Barry Jones for this, cos he has at various times been a kind of Womble, picking up bits of paper off of the floor. So, I decided to follow in his footsteps; here's some shopping lists I have found. I will update this doc every time I get a new one.

7/3/20: Cotton Pads, Squash, Alcohol, Menthol Filters. Heron Foods.

9/3/20: Blood oranges? Stamps, Chester furniture Gumtree, Library books, Washing, Passionfruit, Iced buns? Granary Bread. Library.

(They'd been to M&S and bought:

)

10/3/20: Mince, Pasta, Rice, Sauces (Pasta etc). Mayo, Fruit, Veg/Salad. Noodles. Joints of meat. Veg oil. Bread. Milk, Butter, Cheese. / Slices. Eggs. Toilet Rolls, Bleach. Handwash. Shampoo + Condl_. Toothpaste, Shower gel. Kitchen Roll. Crackers. Pizza's, Sausages, Fish Fingers. Crisps, Chocolate, Biscuits, Yoghurts. Aldi.

13/3/20 B+M Going to do...
1. T-BAGS SUGAR.
2. BLEACH. LenOR.
3. CAT FOOD.
4. DOG FOOD.
__________

5. Chicken. ALDi
6. Mince.
7. Pies WATER.
8. POTS FRuit.
9. VEG. x4.
10. Cherries + Berries.
11. TOILET Roll.
12. Caserole.
13. SausAGES.
14. Yougorts.
15. CRISPS.
16. Cheese thingys
Cereal. Aldi.

17/3/20 UNIWORLD

Boutique River Cruise Collection

You deserve the best

Passatta

Eggs Meat fruit

0808 40165 1058

www.uniworld.com

Aldi.

23/3/20. About 40 minutes before the 8.30pm lockdown announcement

crumpets

breakfast muffins

eggs

milk

UHT milk (long life)

yogurts (for Vi + us)

tuna

frozen veg or canned veg (sweetcorn for Vi)

squash

fizzy water

OJ + AJ

snacks for Vi

butter

sausages

________

bars of soap.

washing tablets for clothes

washing up liquid Aldi

28/3/2020 Lockdown day 4 (Sat)

CooKing oil.

Washing up Liquid.

air FReShren.

GReEN Pards.

doMestos.

for d.

fruit

Aldi
(I think 'pards' is 'peppers' but no idea re 'for d.')

11/4/2020 Lockdown day 18 (Good Friday)

milk Vioge
bread
eggs
tin tomato
Rape seed oil
pototo
vaisins
pineappk
oil
waShing up
black p udding
gin ger
butter
m.water
chi cKen
fIsh
Cheese
mi nce
muShhour
Aldi

18/4/2020 Lockdown day 25
Pasta
Milk
Brown sugar
Als Pop
White Sugar
Aldi

27/4/2020 Lockdown day 34
minced pork flowers
fish cakes MID S or C
Activa-Rasp paper
mature cheddar express
mail
milk 6pt + Elmlea dble
Ground cumin
Pointed peppers 10 L eggs
Jaket pot Sm uh Shred
Vine toms 2Sm Loaves
cucumber Tissues MS
celery
Garlic Fishfingers
ml peas x2 Basa x3
Aldi

1/5/2020 Lockdown day 38
CaKe

Toothpaste
T-wipes
CoKe ice T-lights
Voddy.
Bilbo meat .
Aldi

2/5/2020 Lockdown day 39
ToMato ketchup
Pop / dr. PePPer cans
beer / Wine
tea bags
Chicken SteakS X2
mushy peas X2
beeF Slices
ChiPS
Iceland either
Minted burgers +
lettuce
or
Lamb Shamk in
Red Wine Sauce + PeaS
STAR WARS
Sainsburys

8/05/2020 Lockdown day 45
Sourdough. Chorizo. Raisins. Almondmik (3). Pine nuts. Fresh chicken breasts x 4. Prawns King x2. Granolu? Bars. Corn FlaKes. Chocckete? Tnu x4 (water). Oats. Pabbautu. Fruit fibre. Light mayonaise. Linfeed. Rice caKey. tin toms. oregano. grand: coriander. tin leitilJ. cRacJers. Honey. Brown pijtu. Nutellu. Basmati Rice. Ketchup. Rum. Oyster Sauce.
Lidl

15/05/2020 Lockdown day 52

120
double cream
Greek Yogurt. T12
garam masala
garlic & ginger puree
Chills.
Nams.
Aldi

(I am fairly sure that this is a curry in the making)

19/05/2020 Lockdown day 56
Don't forget my...
PlusterS
cream
Ice cream
Soup Tomato
MilH
ham
chicken Slices
pizza MeatFeast
Sausages
caT food
pasty
Cheese
Bread Rolls
Jacket Potato
Grapes Sm
IFAW
International Fund for Animal Welfare Found on street

19/05/2020 Lockdown Day 56
TO DO
* CUSTARDS.
* ROLLS Y6 CRUMPETS.
* BANANAS
* MELON
PARSNIPS
*POTATOES CHICKEN
* BREAD
* EGGS X12. BACON.
TRIANGLES PATE-
2 2
* SOUP CARROT MUSHROOM.
* PLUM TOMATOES TIN.
* BEETROOT. OXO.
VISCOUNT MINT
* BISCUITS RICH TEA.
DOVE
* SOAP (SOFTNER)
FOR PIP
* CORNED BEEF, TOMATO CHUTNEY.
MILK
YOGURT WELSH 4.
Found on street.

24/05/2020 Lockdow Day 61

Bread 24th
Toms
FRIES
BACON CHIVES

COOP

Lidl

30/05/2020 Lockdown Day 66 (this and the one below)
Sugar, Fruit
KidS ShamPoo Shaving ge
Toilet RoLL Face Scrub.
Chicken Wings
Equivilant of "mars bard
CAT MilK
Sweet Germ cheap CoFFee
Washing uP liquil
Garlic bread TooHpaste
IkeGGles batterrs
Peti puS. Filter TiPS
Aldi

Mushrooms Frylite X2
lettuce / toms Squash x 2
onions / pots / Brocolli
Strawberries / sml apples / water melon
sweet pot Burquers
B Chicken /PCNC ChOps
Ham / sausaqes
~~Coleslaw~~
milK x 2 MAYo
yoghurt ( all)
tom Pasta sauce / P esto
Crisps
100 roll/ wipes
FCish Pie / chicken Pieces
oven chips / frozen fruit
egqs
~~suyar?~~
wholemeal Bread / So/so Bread x2
crumpets
Aldi

03/06/2020 Lockdown Day 70

Body Cream A
B'day curdo
2 x Amazon Voncheis
2nd Class Stamps.
Tuner.
Duck LOO Cleaner.
Hair conditioner.
____________________
BanK.
1400
250 MER
Found in street

(it also says 'Jesu' vertically at the top)

...and on the back:

The Hon woman
^ orable

05/06/2020 Lockdown Day 72

ORANGE POP
BREAD
SCONES
CRUMPETS
ICE LOLLyS
B&M

(underneath the bottom right corner fold is the number 44, pre-printed)

10/06/2020 Lockdown Day 77
ChicKen BM
4 milK 2 HoT choclate
BACON
2 mince 3 PoTabe
2 Steak (Pork choPs) Mushrooms
I Sausaye
Butter I Cheese Bolnase Sauce
3 orange
Ice Creem (onion Rings)
Cheese Cake
Bread.
___________
(SALT)
(DX)
CUSTARD
STutting
eggs ========
==== Pashny
===== Aldi

13/06/2020 Lockdown Day 80

Steak.

Red ppppes. + mixed pepers

g Wten free roolls

Giabetta rolls Salman

Parmsan.

Sulad. Maca Pouder -

Caca Poucler

Oasattu. cogiWt flaKes

Buffalo wurgs hot sauce

Corrianola

reduced fut Cheese.

tortiUa Wraps

currot Sugar

celery MilK

Aldi

16/06/2020 Lockdown Day 83

NOTES

ESS MAYO

SEEDED

2 PACKS ROLLS

BOX BISCUITS

Home and Bargain

19/06/2020 Lockdown Day 83

CASE OF PEPSJ MAX .

BOTTLED WATER -MEAT

10 - LEMONADE - CLOVER

DAN DE LION + BURDOCK

PLAiN CRiSPS VIVALDJ BAKERS

PLAIN - FLOUR (SmAll)

EGGS (6) Fruit shortcake

12 Red OXO Digestive

Vinegar - COOKING BISCUits

mint sauce OIL. - W.O.T.V.

ElneH - Hair mousse

Ginger Ale ~

Ice - Cieams - SAUSAGES

FiSh Fingers BACON

Beef-Burgers . Ice - culves
Wareis - Freezer meals
Kitchen Roll - 4 Ice - cleam

H BARGAINS

Blue FOOD Bags -

SmoRed Bacon, -

Head + ShoWders -

Vosere -

Lidl

2/7/20 Lockdown Day 95

BEERS x2.
TOILET ROLL.

MiLK

CAKES.

POP.

POTATOES

Aldi.

BaCAD LOOK
POP. SWEETS - RITE
Pepperini YOG.
DOE FOOD STAmPS

BISCuITS FRuIT

Aldi

4 MulK. 4 Oranye
3 Potatoes mushrooms
~~BreAD~~
STuHing. Cabage
ChicKev . Onions
BAcon. Pepers
(Pepper
coms)
2 mince Lasnya
Cheeze PoMC
eggs Peas
1 Ce Creums WAshing Up
LiQuid
Clothes
CoHee
Aldi

6/7/20 Lockdown easing? Day 99

BeeF

Bgcor

Toilet Rolls

Smake Alarn

Tesco

ChicKew
Honey
Fruit.
D/w taro.
BeaV.
Tesco

07/07/2020 Lockdown Day... Are we out of it? (100)

MILK
E66S
COKE ICE
ROLLS
SAMOW
SHAMPOO
LEMON AOE
PEAR S
Aldi

13/07/2020

~~Bread. crumpiks. C vstard C reams~~

~~I MLLK. Bananas/ S. B vnch.~~
~~I Bottle peah pop. L CoKe.~~

~~I Small pots, canots, parsnips.~~

~~Brocolli ov. Cabbage, LeeKs.~~

~~4 Jackets. G Eggs, C/SRicKS~~

~~Chicken Soup, mvshROOm-Veg.~~

~~Bean Sprouts, Savsage, I cce lollie3~~

~~B/B pudding. Rhubard yogurts.~~

~~Lemon yogurts.~~ 4/R/C 4 S/C

cheese

~~2 W _ Oragind, Cat Food Dreamies) ch~~

Gas, Elec.

~~Srrong cheese for Bryan.~~

~~IpKt. Tongue. pkt of Fish cloths~~

~~I Fruit caKe. I fruit Loaf.~~

~~W - up - LiQuid, Peach SQuOSH~~

Tesco

TO DO

Burgers - Baps

Sausages

C ofthe Cib

Corriarder

more crisps

cucumber

JellY

Pasta

Red onidn

Gin

lemonodi

nutrional yeast .
Tesco

On the back of this one were some recipes for a BBQ I think.

20/07/20
PoP (3)
Eggs 6 (L)Jam.Milk
Salmon.Aldi

Sloor cleanEE
Mouth Waoh
Salads - leettuce tomatos - ~~cumaber~~
Burger buns
ladies razors
Mozzarella cheese
Mushrooms
Cucumber
FOIL
EGGS
Icing Sugar
Aldi

27/07/2020

Bread. lighters

MilK. Sweet's

Butter for me . for

Egggis MuM

Foll

SouP.

Weetabix

cruncHY twat.

BceKed Bean S.

Spectti

meals
ICe .
BoG Roll 5

CoKe 3, Orange 1
Chips
BIN BugS

BLSuitS < WaYNE

Morrisons

(Looks like Coke won the cup, although Bog Roll's five goals against no opponent must count for something when the prizes are handed out).

______

5/08/2020 (fragment)

Bread chiO ~~2 60~~

Biq Wathur ~~2 -~~

~~3 34S~~

3 while .

BvncncI . ~~I Brown~~

Morrisons

(Here we have an intriguing half-formed example of the genre. What was BvncncI ? The instinct is to go for Broccoli but in tihs game there are no exact answers; best to take these arcane texts how they come, and leave the exegisis to others).

08/08/2020

mushrooms.

butternut squach

palsaVa.

Ehhr

Tea bags

MilK

Aldi

(on the back of this one was some geneaology research which obviously I can't upload)

17/08/2020

MILK CRUSeS . Jv ier.

ScavY . CHOC

~~CHIPS~~ / FRO3EN PIEJ

FRO3EN SWEET CORN .

RICE

TEA BAYS + SUYAR

TOW ÷ BROWN SAUCE -

MINCE

HAM . SPOAJ.

SALAO

Aldi

21/08/2020

WastinQ uP liguid

Sausages

MrBens SP Rice

Chilli MucKeral

deodrast

Potatoes/~~New Pots~~

Red r ions

Carrop

Worcester sauce

Ceggi /Tomato SuuCe

F sh Fist trout

K ons

Veee Pal

ChiPs

Beans / ruPs

Rice Pudding

Just Roll pastig

Tribles /Tiramisu

Asda

GTaruon 20p

MoZZcrella

Spread Cheeee .

£5 FiZZ (wire?)

Tcnic 7

Kev Plumber
Gardon

Aldi

27/8/2020

SULTANA S
FLOUR S>R>>
WARTS-
UAUL1

Sainsbury's

29/08/2020
Pupev MielK
Shoes BacK
Make UP
Ceeumsev
13 im P imev
7Piw Wipes
On floor outside M&S

- POST letter
- BOOY SHOP 91FT
- COLLECT M&S ORDER
- SUNDAY MeAL + SATW09
- POTATOES
- PAPERCLIPS
- B'DAY CARDS FOR FIONA,
JILL M.
- GIFT FOR FIONA
On pavement of shopping street

custarO frau lelet
crearn.
braeelet
~~Apple soue .~~
brzeeer
Soleee
culeslaw,
Lenk chips.
On street outside M&S

30-08-2020
NeW PoTATOES
BROAI)
VEG
MICK
CAKE
PUI)I)NG
Aldi

03/09/2020
Bacom ✔
Cheese slices ✔
Wipes
porK chops ✔
opplc sauce
coco pops cereal X2
MiIK
Buryers
munch bass (different tyoes)
Joy5
Spuolo bokiny ✔
onion
4xking
Found on street

04/09/2020
WOLLIGSTRL SPUCH
Day FooN
CAT Bi5uuII7
PAGLLW Ricw
CRKnmr
CUSTRRY
Aldi

06/08/2020
iUlk
Polne cheezo
Honse dreurq
? Cho c dnnle
Babeel Gearo
Skugav brown
Lidl

MILTc

ChiPS
Veggie moucc
Tapes
Lidl

Toilet rolls
PoP.
hird billy
bird cocowt
CaL Food Tory.
neu PoLaLoes
bananus / grupej.
fish _ Ki33g
fishin buHir.
Peunuts .
My almond milK /
Ki33y bing of fool.
For3en fruit
quiche .
biead rulls
Lidl

09/09/2020
~~Susage + B~~
H6RSCRADISH
Daraeomo1
Aldi

(This fragment speaks of arcane signs and daemonic curses. And sausages.)

13/09/2020
~~Cod Pawsleg Sance.~~
Granbeeres.
~~MilK.~~
~~Cieam~~
~~Bananad 2.~~
M&S

Baby food
Crisps
Milk
wine
Sainsbury's

20/09/20
Samsbwy's
Potatoes - Thick cut back bacon
Lacto tree milk Sem i eSkinned
Horey Roast ham x 3
French Stick x2
Trosted wheat +Crinchynut Cereal.

M+S.
nuts - oranges
Daies
Lettuce leaves. -Porridye oat3
Beej+Orioi Cri.sps
Dir K Choc digesti nes (red).

~~Wasning deiergent~~
D~~iSnwatsher fabiets~~
Tuna
Cn~~ig SeedS.~~

M&S

Banana'S
Oppies Sugai
Ovanges Biscuits
Kiwi. Gereai bars,
meat, yoghurts,
Bread, Chisps.
Sa lad. Picicie.
POP / Squash .
washung up liquid
wipes.
tablets
Scap powder
Aldi

30/09/2020
BLeach.
5 eeel.
5 agar
Aldi

02/10/2020
Shampoo a Camel
Shuning razovs intvitioi
8hower gel .
biscuurs tov wone !
Breeid
banenas
Wilco

10/10/20
PEAS
SOAP
T' PASTE / ROLLS
2 X DOG POOP
+ X TUNA
Sriol Spread
Derwich / E44S
M&S

11/10/2020
4 Custard ..
3 Apple. . .
..
I Beach
Found on floor, residential

littuce
tonis
giapis, harnarns, applesm tary
smuked salmon
cheddar, cumsmseit
jam, hincy
muig, butter
ri5itto
tinnid timatot.
malhis, rice, dispiEs, poindye
troll, bliach, cripis
single cHam, splay t eah
i i r a tto
white / sueet potatro
oniins
Aldi

17/10/2020
TOMATOES

POTATOES.
WATER.
JUICe.
Chicicen BreASTS.
PORIC CHOPS / LAMB chops.

BAKe BEABS

Choppeo TOmS.
SoupS.

ChorcIATE .

Tom SAUCe.
SYR FlOUR .

Paeice+ SAUCeS.IE. Saugage CASSerobe
Tesco

7/11/2020
YHHIYTHT / gomaty
bmeTaHa/KpuuaBuHN
Macno / ouicdepr

DiuLA, Kc Kafpe, XM5

Aldi

14/11/2020
~~CANASTEN~~
~~CLupooL~~
CHICKEN
5aujaye
Bacom.
K. TOWEL
MILK
P Max.
Stuck to the door of a closed M&Co.

17/11/2020

TUESDAY
ALDI
NANA'S
CUCUMBER C T
LETTICE E A
TOMATOE L N
LAZAGNE E G
~~EGGS~~ R E
BREAD {ONE SMALL WHITE} Y R
WINE X RED 2 I
POT SALAD N
CRISPS
CLOVER
Aldi

20/11/2020
CupekE, DruO
3ocKap, con, xrR5
mackapnokE
Snogu, ~~cucTRakA~~
EnicK6eeini
BErEK ryK,
yKpaca 3a TRopia
OT BM
Aldi

24/11/2020
70p G.L T.V Chorcé
65p. Andrews. T.V . Cheicé
£1.35 Andrew SLcll T.V. Choicé
65p Katie T.V choicé .
_______________________
The Sun . -
I)aily Express -
Raspbomb
Radio times -
Midlands
Aldi