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Friday 20 May 2022

The Great Punctuation Sale

Roll up for

the great punctuation sale


we’ve got thousands of capital letters

from the estate of e.e.cummings


a rare comma said to have been used by Mark Twain


look out for a lovely collection of semi-colons

found in the attic of Kurt Vonnegut, Jnr


Come early for

this event of a lifetime


marvel at the short macho sentences

discovered in a bar frequented by Hemingway


ampersands half price and thorns ten a penny


em-and-en dash will be playing live.


Also for sale

today and only today


a bundle of deleted ellipses

from a sloppy first draft sci-fi romp


a well-kept selection of Greek-born pillcrows


be sure to bid for the mix of tilde and full stop

which is meant to indicate sarcasm


Everything must go.

Everything, must go.

Everything. Must go.

Everything must; go.

Everything – must – go


and so on.