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Wednesday, 10 June 2026

This Is Just To Moider

Who the fuck

eats plums

let alone from

an icebox


from which

you will probably

suffer

diarrhoea


Fuck's sake

how ridiculous

what's wrong

with coco pops

Wednesday, 27 May 2026

Metallic Grace

Let us exult the misfits,
The delicious broken biscuits,
The weirdies, the beardies, 
All those who quietly risk it,

The inventive and the sensitive
Who ask you how you're going --
And want a real answer --
They have struggles of their own.

Cerebral conflagrations,
Cacophonies of thought,
Whilst the world turns far too quickly
And spins some of us off.

Listen: somewhere, right this moment,
Somebody reads the newest
In a series they've adored 
Since you guided their soul to it,

And they will share the secret
That there's magic in those words,
And that angels live amongst us
But they hide their wings on Earth.





For JJ

Monday, 11 May 2026

Elvis

Elvis Elvis Elvis Elvis Elvis

Elvis

Elvis

Elvis Elvis Elvis Elvis Elvis

So

Good

I named him twelvis 

Sunday, 29 March 2026

Stuckiness, Is It Not?

The current question:

Do this?

Do that?

It is the Stuckiness,

is it not?


To approach the situation:

From bottom?
From top?

Wherever the Stuckiness

is?

Or not?


In this inflection:

It’s bliss.

It’s rot.

Always the Stuckiness

in the pot.


Always the Stuckiness,

cold

or hot.


The Stuckiness is in you:

Like it?

Or not?


As meaningless as Stuckiness:

AI bot.

As useless as your Stuckiness:

Still blood clots.



Silent apes get fucked

I want to be a Forest Man

I wanna be Orang Utan

Can talk but I don’t wanna chat

Cause they’ll make me work and fuck fuck that


But they’ve burned my house

Filled my homeland up with smoke

And there’s nowhere left to hide

I ain’t made to be inside


Old man of the forest

Didn’t know I was a problem

Naked ape of the city

So much knowledge you’re forgotten


If you need some trees

I can spare one two or three

But you never come and ask

Now that’s just rude and that’s a fact


But you won’t step up to tell me

What your issue is with being friendly

What’s so wrong with living a life of grace

You’re a coward little pinkie who won’t tell it to my face


Yeah you’re pretty tough behind the chainsaw there

No wonder your women choose the wildest bears

It’s not enough to burn your own homes like fools

So you find somebody else’s and set light to all theirs too


I am the only Forest Man

You named me an Orang Utan

Can talk but I don’t wanna chat

Cause they’ll make me work and fuck fuck that

Yeah fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck that

Wednesday, 4 March 2026