What does B&M stand for?
Wonderful goods at rock bottom prices
You can tell a real Scouser
By what they call the Home and Bargain
Are yous going down the Asda?
They’re gonna do the yellow stickers
Last week me and Jonny bagged up
Sirlion steaks for 55p
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The middle of Lidl is overstated
It’s just a load of shoes and hand tools
Seasonal diversions
All you need for back to skool
The knock off crisps are good these days
They’ve really nailed the cheese n onion
Professor Peppy’s an ok replacement
Undeniably the aftertaste's a bit like chicken
But it’s a quarter of the price, man
Your palate will get used to it
You can’t refuse that kind of deal
Your wallet always thanks you for it
Have you ever seen anyone
Buying anything from American Golf?
If it’s really a soft power front
It’s a pretty pathetic efffort
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But for expertise and spices
And the biggest khoub in Liverpool
A beguiling plethora of sauces
Mattas is the king of Bold Street
I head to the Oxfam shop
To pick up something to read
For scran with extra pickles
It’s ok to dine alone in Backchich
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You know you get a better deal if you shop around
The delivery van has been to Heroin Foods
For massive pasta packs and Arabian sweets
The Bootle bus goes right past Farmfoods
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