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Monday, 21 September 2026

Y2OK

Been wand’rin online and it’s toxic stuff.

There’s very little social ‘bout some of this guff

and it’s gettin’ worse, it’s hellish ruff

an I’m thinkin’ that I’ve had enuff.


But lyin’ there my eyes won’t shut

so I log in and check who’s up

and whirrin' weird, whose life is stuck

like mine, like yours, like all are fucked.


Posers and posters, cretins, cucks,

dingbats, ballbags, out-of-lucks,

wizards, witches, prayless Pucks

sharin' idiotic muck;


where half-dead heroes, hopeless drunks,

sticky-brained with ghastly gunk,

can learn the truth: The world blew up.

We died in the Millennium Bug.



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