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Sunday 5 January 2014

Elvis works in B&Q (1996)

"You lookin' for a shovel
You came to the right place"


Other Kingly occupations:

Demolition specialist <rubble>
George Michael's Barber <stubble>
Alex Ferguson <the double>
Astronomy expert <Hubble>
Sunday Sport editor <nipples>
My mate Wyn <Ribble-Dibble>
Basyl Fawlty <Sybil>
Sybil Fawlty <Basil>
Civil Engineer in charge of A55 improvements near Penmaenmawr and Conwy <a tunnel>

Ah fuck it.

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