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Sunday, 30 August 2026

World-Building

I woke up today convinced that it was important to list a load of poetry characters I've written/invented. This is probably not all of them but it's a good chunk. I don't know why either. Soz. 


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The FBI


Commander Lieutenant Pickles ‘Sniper’ McGhee


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Pumpernickel Justice / Agamemnon Tailpipe /  Celeriac Mahatma / Aguilera Fud


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BADDIES


Double-Cut McKenna (Demon Cowboy Ghost)


‘Diamond’ Zeke (Professional Gambler)


The Wind God


Billy Bubblebath (Circus Owner)


Johnnie, the Happy Idiot


Glum King Leopold


Seagulls


International Hitman (2019)


Fink Macropolis


The Evil Kiladon


The Sticky Man


The Devil


David Lord Breakfast


Randall, the Tycoon


The Businessman


Hemingway


The Ket-hole Jester


Lucifer


God


Fascists


Trillionaires


Billionaires


The Great Clown Pagiluci


the anticulturalist


Kerouac and the Beats


Second-Prize Steve


Wrong Way Bigfoot


Working Class Tories



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GOODIES


John The Woodcutter


The Wind God’s Daughter


Granddad Pat, The Travelling Man


Betty Bailey


Coal, the Mongrel


PiePie the Magpie


Guiseppe Terromoto


Jurgen, the Hoover


Supreme Man of Justice


Jesus


SYM-R-3


A Talking Flea


Spidge and Spodge (Cats)


Jeeeeeves


Iesu


Papa Boulanger


The Villagers


Gringo


A Beautiful 6ft2 German Girl, Possibly Trans


Esmarelda Evans


Jacarinda Slater


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LOST SOULS

The Oaf


Maude


Robert Stanley Raney


Jones


Carlton Wuck


Luckton Carr


A Girl


Oedipus


Castor Dog


Charlie Fall-A-Lot


Johnny Alone


Gordon


She


The Glorious Widow Albertini


God


Nobody


The Impresario Barry Smalls


Chappy, the Octopunk


Lucifer


The Man With the Bubble-Wrap Skin


Sunday League Legend


Eugene


Mary-Lou


Singleton Dalia


Jerky Spider


Joe


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LOCATIONS/TIMES


Pax Robotica


Winceworld


River Big Big


Vintage Food Cafe


The Despair Shop


Nantporth


Treborth


Golgotha


Rot Away Beach


A Garbage Alley


A Garbagey Alley Behind the Launderette


Restaurant Bins


One Day in July


Yr Wladfa


Some Buses in Shropshire


Down in the Catacombs


This Forgotten Spot


... and so on


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