Fugly

Lost my pension pot investing in a memestock pump and dump

Fronted by the hawk tuah girl

Well if that ain't financial smarts I don't know what is

Put my family in the hands of a convicted rapist and multiple bankrupt

Who wants us to drink bleach

Well if that ain't democracy manifest I don't know what is

From the fat twats in the west to the crackpot obese east

The rats and worms frenetic for the fugly famebot feast

Well ain’t that just another delicious kickback in the teeth

I could have sold my soul six times over if I just knew where it was

These days it doesn’t track

Another despot’s orgy undetected by Starlink’s inevitable malfunction

I surround myself with meatheads six feet tall and eight feet wide

Staring behind dark glasses

Demanding that I have authority over the definition of maleness

From the no-marks in the north to the scumbags in the south

The very worst amongst us get their snouts first in the trough

And that is just the latest way to shove and smite and snub

Lost my mind when I was implicated in a swathe of DDOS attacks

Restructuring is never a good word

Who wants to work anyway when you’re already using foodbanks

I built my week on AI and now I’m facing nine charges of fraud and theft

Though it all seemed above board

There’s no way I would ever have done those things without such timely help

From the bubbling rage of incels to the suicides in the Apple sweatshops

The groundswell is of hate and pain, an inward-facing rot

Don’t look up from twisted toes whilst tears run rank and hot

From the fat twats in the west to the crackpot obese east

The rats and worms frenetic for the fugly famebot feast

Well ain’t that just another delicious kickback in the teeth