Chappy

Chappy got bit by a radioactive octopus

And now he's an octopunk

Four extra limbs made transformation obvious

And his head became a bulbous lump

Chappy started sniffing glue and drinking scrumpy scrumptious

Dyed his hair and stuck it up

Mohican and a jacket made of leather looking glorious

And ink sacs squirting out black gunk

 A bike chain and a safety pin like sneer, he felt so monstrous 

Slouching down and getting drunk

He started speaking cockney like a prototype Sid vicious

Looking for someone to thump

Cause chappy was an octopunk

Yeah chappy was an octopunk

He pogoed like a springy spider  oh so dick ridiculous

Cause he had eight limbs to jump up

He didn't like the hippies cause their dope made him feel nauseous

And they gave him the hump

At all the gigs he got the crowd in paroxysm gnarliness

Kicking out for DM crunch

When the chaos started that was when he felt most ominous

He smacked and cracked at any chump

Cause chappy

Aye chappy

Chappy was an octopunk

Yeah chappy was an octopunk 

He couldn't help himself and went on tour to places dubious

Across the world to find more punk

Punjabi and Pyongyang never met someone so luminous

Tentacles that really sucked

Then chappy went to China and was stared at by the tourists

Waiting at the wall side pub

Cause he was on the grill in bits and god the smell was glorious 

He'd been caught by a fishing junk

He was a tasty octopunk

They had him on a plate for lunch

Cause chappy

Yeah chappy

Chappy was an octopunk

Chappy was an octopunk