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Wednesday, 8 June 2022

Celeriac Mahatma

Did you hear of the man with the bad attitude

and the power of a trash compactor

he was prowling the world searching far for the girl

who had left him alone for an actor


Well he ain’t one to fight, but he ain’t gonna fly,

if you push him he’ll get real fractious

he won’t start anything, cause he knows he will win

you’re the field, boy, and he is the tractor


Celeriac Mahatma


Watch out!


The first thing you learn, he got wisdom to burn,

and his flames are as hot as a black star

and if you take him on he will grimace and grin

your mistake was to try and step up there


He’s a vegan, and more, and he’s bone to the core

his breath stinks like a velociraptor

he’s a merciless rat, he’s a back alley cat,

he’s a rapacious, primal scream scratcher


Celeriac Mahatma


Oh boy.



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