Did you hear of the man with the bad attitude
and the power of a trash compactor
he was prowling the world searching far for the girl
who had left him alone for an actor
Well he ain’t one to fight, but he ain’t gonna fly,
if you push him he’ll get real fractious
he won’t start anything, cause he knows he will win
you’re the field, boy, and he is the tractor
Celeriac Mahatma
Watch out!
The first thing you learn, he got wisdom to burn,
and his flames are as hot as a black star
and if you take him on he will grimace and grin
your mistake was to try and step up there
He’s a vegan, and more, and he’s bone to the core
his breath stinks like a velociraptor
he’s a merciless rat, he’s a back alley cat,
he’s a rapacious, primal scream scratcher
Celeriac Mahatma
Oh boy.
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