Working Class Tory

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They live in their mansions and pay for their school

They’re told that their destiny is that they're born to rule

That the poor all deserve it cause the poor are fools

They tell you that sharing is good when you’re small

But when you grow up they will grasp for it all

Til you’re so disillusioned you’ve killed off your soul

A working class Tory is poison to me

Once in a while one will fluke a success

And reach for the heights to look down on the rest

Then pull up the ladder and laugh at the plebs

They say ‘we’re full up, we can’t take any more’

Call people ‘illegal’ and ‘rapists’ and more

These comforting lies are just par for the course

They bleat when they’re pulled up for their hateful words

Claim free speech is dead and that 'woke' is a slur

Without understanding how consequence works

They say poor old Boris is doing his best

That rich men deserve their financial success

That one politician’s the same as the rest

A working class Tory is poison to me

Elections are lost cause of a photograph

Of a badly-chewed bacon sandwich in the caff

And a mock-up of a good man that looks Stalinesque

Sunk cost is a killer, psychosis writ large

“We’ve always been Tories and that’s who we are”

But do you suck off the scrotes who are stealing your car?

This isn’t inevitable: it’s a crock

We’re told we’ve no power, but we’ve got the lot

We can make it better. We can stop the rot.

No man is an island, no man’s a lost cause.

The world is unique; there’s room for us all

We can work together – if that’s what we want.

If you vote for a Tory then how do you sleep

If you vote for a Tory then how do you sleep

A working class Tory is sickening me



A working class Tory's a traitor, you see