Non-holiday solutions: Car Parking

Stuck at home? Cancelled holidays? No need to be downhearted with

Stay Put Car Hire and Parking

We will:

• ·         Pick up your car of choice from our car hire centres, handily positioned within our own car parks
• ·         Drive it to its own car parking space for the duration of your cancelled holiday
• ·         Retrieve it from the space and hand the keys back in to our 24-hour front desk

All at your convenience – and without moving from your sofa! Simply fill in our online booking form from the comfort of your own home, sit back and we’ll do the rest.

And on your now-irrelevant date of when you planned to return…

No need to wait in cold bus stops at midnight in Birmingham, shivering because you’re still wearing your holiday shorts with the misplaced optimism from a brief respite in the sun. We do it all. And you’ll be safe, dry and warm at home, drinking a sad cocktail of Pernod and Pepsi found in the back of the cupboard, and wondering if those wonderful beach days and sultry tapas evenings ever really happened at all. Because they didn't.

Choose from:

• ·         BMW 5 Series/Two weeks not in Magaluf/Manchester Airport: £250
• ·         Ford Zafira (5 or 7-seater)/10 Days All-Inclusive Booking Void at Disneyland Paris/Heathrow: £400
• ·         Suzuki Swift Hatchback/Foiled Long Weekend In Brussels/Leeds-Bradford Airport: £150
• ·         Landrover Discovery/Once-in-a-lifetime non-refunded cancelled round-the-world adventure/Cardiff Airport: £7,000

…and many more combinations from our website www.stayputcarhireandparking.com

Ask about our range of Classic Cars including 1963 Ford Thunderbird; 1970 Oldsmobile; 1948 Chevrolet Pickup Truck; KITT; and six different Batmobiles.

Now 10% extra! Newlywed special: 1939 Cadillac Stretch Limousine, bedecked in ribbons, white tyres, ice buckets and complimentary champagne, picked up from our central England warehouse – and driven lovingly into the on-site garage where it will be washed, valeted and cleaned during your now-moot diving trip to the Maldives. Now only £5,500 (previously £5,000)

Stay Put Car Hire and Parking – don’t just do something, sit there.

Stay Put Car Hire and Parking does not take responsibility for any losses accrued under any circumstances. All bookings are subject to a 20% gouging charge. You may not cancel at any time under penalty of FaceScar Derek visiting you at home with some handy lads. Cars may, that is to say, definitely will, differ from the examples provided which are for entertainment only.