Merrytime Friends

Barry and Carrie

Decided to marry

And no more to tarry

So Reverend Parry

and Gary and Harry

and Larry were happy.

Berry and Ceri

From Dublin and Derry

Met up on the Ferry

With Generous Gerry

And got very Merry

on Perry with Terry.

Billy was silly

He’d dally and dilly

With Philly and Gilly,

So Jilly and Lily

Took Milly and Willy

To countryside hilly.

Bobby and Dobby

Were noisy and gobby.

Their favourite hobby

In the hotel lobby

Was teasing poor Nobby

And Robbie was snobby.

Buddy was muddy.

A true fuddy-duddy,

He never said ‘ruddy’

He never got nuddy

Unless it was Sundy.

Then bathtime was suddy.

So Barry and Carrie

and Berry and Ceri

and silly old Billy

and Bobby and Dobby

took newly-bathed Buddy

and Nobby and Robbie

and Philly and Gilly

and Generous Gerry

and Gary and Harry

and Milly and Willy

and Jilly and Lily

and Terry and Larry

to Reverend Parry

and they all got married.