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Sunday, 31 May 2015

Today's menu

+++++++STARTER+++++
Puffed cretin with a ganache of sprinkled horse
OR
Dandelion sick
+++++MAIN+++++++
Execrable fascist slow-oiled in our special war served with a dollop of crisps, eleven sad owls and an exploding monstrosity
OR
Leaf-rotted willy of beast, compared with itself in a mirror and found wanting. Solar panels optional.
+++++DESSERT++++++
Pre-licked angelskin without any goddamn shame; ask for the sac of the day
OR
Scum, just fucking scum
CALL FOR PRICES AND CAVE AVAILABILITY.

REMEMBER SUNDAY IS RUSTY SPIKE EYE NIGHT!!!!!

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