God Is Odd (extended remix)

Jesus was a strange one baby, hippy as a lad

But even his adventures pale compared to his old dad

God

Who’s odd.

Abraham, my child, my child, upon this glorious morn

Take a hike up this big hill and kill me your first born

Said God

Who was odd.

Job my lad, my favourite one, you’re pious as they go

But just for kicks I’ve made a bet to destroy all you own

I’m God

I’m odd.

Ezekiel the brave came down in chariots of fire

A traveller from stars beyond in shimmering attire

Said God

The odd.

Poor old Jonah, just a working prophet, as you do,

Had to go to Nineveh who’d pissed off God the goon

Cause God

Is Odd

We all know what happened next; the storm, the sailors and the whale

The big man in the sky destroyed Nineveh anyway

That’s God

The Odd

Even after that Ol’ Eternal Eyes was far away from done

Killing the tree that sheltered Jonah’s sad eyes from the sun

Ah, God

How odd

Sodomites begone now, you ain’t living your life right

I’m gonna blast you brotherfucking heathen outa sight

I’m God

The Odd

But wait there Lot mate, and your wife, it ain’t your fault

But don’t look back, woman. Ah too late, I’ve made you salt

Said God

The Odd

At least you got your daughters, boy, and they’re pretty hot

They’ll get you pissed and fuck you till you’ve given all you’ve got

Hey! God,

That’s Odd

Slavery, selling your daughters, smashing babies’ heads

I’m God the Odd and I decide who’s living and who’s dead

Yeah, God

The Odd

Let’s talk some numbers, guys, let’s get integer kicks

Kill count: 371,186

For God

The Odd

The Bible, ah we love you man, you got that funky jive

Total kills: 1,862,265

Due to God

The Odd

Ah God

You Odd

You Odd

My God