Requirements

 

I have two requirements:

THEE FURST Requirement:

    To become functionally immortal

THE SECKUND Requirement 

    To always cascade through higher planes

THESE ARE NOT NEGOTIABLE

Your voice is animalistic

Coming down the ethereal wires

Coming in the grrrrreyskale skies

You DOPEY fiend

And let IT always be known:

    That I am Impressively Hip To The Beat.

    I will NOT be a follower of passion anymore

    I am the WORST OPPORTUNIST OF THE MALL

Holy, Holy, Holy

And Never Again (TM) Hold Me

Above all:

    Keep your Mo-BILEe HANDY

    And we shall NOT SPEAK OF THIS AGAIN