How?

So,

How does this keep happening?

How the fuck do they get in?

They’re no longer pretending

That they’re lying and lying

 

That one who drove to Durham?

Ah, no, we must all move on.

That bill they rushed through last year?

Now, they say it’s a shit idea

 

Go out stay in eat out drink beer

Stay in go out stay out change gear

Test and trace and don’t delay

Capacity is up. Hooray!

But hang on, only get a test

If you’re already ill with this

And phone us up at 9am

At 10 and then at 12 again

At 1 and 2 and 3 and 4

You know it won’t be long before

You’re next! Hang on. The line’s gone dead.

We close at 5. We should have said.

 

That one with all the hedge fund bets

That odious swastika-legged

Double-barrelled dunderhead

Was voted in. Is that correct?

 

The one with indetermined kids

Was voted in as MP. It’s

Like inviting vampires in

But worse. And yet, it’s happening.

 

Lockdown stand up and stay alert

Sit still and brace, this prick won’t hurt.

And yet it does. It smarts and stings

Because this shit keeps happening.

 Sick, or poor, or old? Fuck you.

Work til you die. We can’t use you.

That NHS you’re so proud of?

Our mates own it, we’ve sold it off.

A pyroclastic flow of crap

Is fed us. But be sure to clap.

But how does this keep happening?

How the fuck do they get in?

 

The Gammons spend their time insane

Complaining at a dance routine

Perpetuate conspiracy

That this is all caused by 5G

That Bill Gates wants us to get sick:

His vaccines hold a microchip.

Chinese collusion to take over

But why would anyone sane bother?

“ALL Lives Matter” cry these twots

(except for refugees on boats).

“Don’t take away my Glory song”

(they don’t know words to sing along).

Hazarding a far-fetched guess

At how we’ve dropped into this mess

I’d say that taking back control

Means different things than what we’re told.

 

Facts and evidence are dead

The UK’s fucked, like the US

Cause politics has changed again

A puke of lies on spin on spin

So blatantly corrupt and foul:

A circus held in Satan’s bowel.

This shit is how they still get in.

And that is why it’s happening.