Too limp to fuck

Went to a party

It was rather nice

I took it easy on the wine

Cause I was driving in the morning

But now I’m tired

You’re out of luck

I’ve run out of Viagra

Too limp to fuck

Too limp to fuck

Too limp to fuck

Too limp to fuck

Too limp, too limp, too limp, too limp to fuck

I like your stories

Don’t approve of guns

Although there’s an argument that

The police ought to have recourse to them

But in my room

Please don’t take it personally

But you and I are old enough

To remember Eraserhead

Too limp to fuck

Too limp to fuck

Too limp to fuck

I could do with a good night’s sleep

Too limp to fuck

I’m dropping off

I’m very sleepy

If you like, we can try and

Have a date night next week

Let’s just cuddle

And enjoy that.

Take out your false teeth

And put them in cleaner overnight

Too limp to fuck

Too limp to fuck

Too limp to fuck

I could do with a good night’s sleep, baby

I’ll try hard not to snore, baby

Oh, sorry, I need another pee

Too limp to fuck

Yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah

ahhhhhh