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Monday, 22 February 2016

And why the fuck should it?

The World does not care.
Of course not.
My mind is squeezed dry
And so what:
The World does not care.

The World does not care.
Not a jot.
My bloodshot, dirty eyes
Ain’t a lot:
The World does not care.

The World does not care.
It does not.
My trudging, tousled time
And all that:
The World does not care.

The World does not care.
Not a spot.
My empty squalid cries
Are all rot:
The World does not care.

The World does not care.
For these words.
My scribbled brain’s hopped-up
Regurgitate curse:
The World does not care.

The World does not care.
If it hurts.
My entitled self’s fucked-up
Gibbering burst:
The World does not care.

The World does not care.
Who came first.
My chicken and egg, suck-up
Gravelclad nurse:
The World does not care.

The World does not care.
Angst is worst.
My train seized long ago, rust-up
Future burned:
The World does not care.




Thursday, 18 February 2016

Political awakening no.1

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Wednesday, 17 February 2016

A list of death/thrash/black metal bandnames I invented (or remembered, possibly) instead of doing the actual work in front of me


Tonight We Prey
Mother Mary’s Last Period
Ripper Gore
Burnt Nunjuice
KaoskillaZ
Mangling Rats
Balls of Jesus
Insane Fastness
Gary
Rippers of Pain
Cantankerous Irascible Gaslamp
Champions of Satan
Darkness Of The Scab
Wounded Messiah
Chaoz Arimithea
Nobilis Desecrado
Buried by Masturbation
Incestor Gadjet
Helldog Parade
Lemonparty Jesuits
Fuckforce
Rammed Reprobate and the Zombie Hash Crew
The Delinquent Underside
Wormpiss
The Fucksuckers
BeElvisBub
Pinhead Reborn
Terrified Castigation
Licentious Furby
Gandalf Shot Himself
Jimi Helltrix
Fuck Everything
Rusted Maidenhead
bAsTaRd aGenDa
Fuck You
Anal Fissure
The Price of A Shattered Soul
Betrayers of the Passion
Shattered Sunday
XIII
Dongflesh Reborn
Exploding Pustule
Kill Your Pets
Burning Tension
Churchman Idiot Torture
Xanthian nutsacK

Tuesday, 16 February 2016

Donald J. Trump’s BUSINESS AWESOME


HOWDY FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!












The Donald here to talk some sense into the conversations. We gotta find out what the hell is going on with the Musclims and the Mexicans! This is the United Streets of America and I didn’t make it to where I was by accident! What are you, stupid? I built my Trump Towers from the streets up with just a few million pounds in my pocket from my father. Don’t worry, though, you ain’t gonna get fired – unless you are one of those terrorwrists coming for our guns. Yeah, watch out Obama and your Kenyan African commies! Donalds J. Trumps is here to share his tips on how to get to the top! No hand-outs, just hand-ins! Here’s my Business Awesome. That’ll be twenty dollars you dumb fuck.

  1. Be The Prize
You wanna get to the top? Huh? ‘Want’ ain’t gonna cut it, bozo. You need to be the top! Be the prize, don’t want the prize! Change your habits! It ain’t enough to want the pizza, you need to be the pizza! Put tomato sauce on your face and stuff cheese in your ears! Now you know what it feels like to be a pizza! Feel the prize! Be The Prize!

  1. Involve off a LION
Scienceists say that men involved off a Monkey? What? Sure buddy, you sit around all day pulling off your dick an throwing your shit at tourists! You deserve to be in a zoo! I tell ya! Who do you think you are? Zebedee Q. Hackysack? Yeah, sure. Listen up: I tell you Don’t Involve Off A Monkey, Involve Off A LION! Look at a mirror an you’ll see you can involve off a Lion too. That ain’t hair, what you seein is your main! Open your mouth! That’s Lion Teeths! You can see your Lion imerge! You are the King of the Jungel! And what do Lions do? That’s right, they BARK!

  1. Thinking is for PUSSIES
These are beyond doubt the world’s great business mens: Lord Alan Sugars. Donald Jarvis Trumps. Richard Branstons. Ian Beales. But do you think they wasted time THINKING? No way!!! They went out and grabbed it! Don’t think, do it! Just grab it! Do it now! NOW! Say it! Thinking Is For PUSSIES! Do it! Grab It! It doesn’t matter what it is! It’s yours! Get it! RUN! FASTER! TAKE IT! NOW! NOW IS TOO LATE!!!

  1. There is no such word as NO
Say it! No! What am I saying to you!? No! That ain’t the Donald way? You are right! Say No! One Last Time. That’s the last time you’ll hear it! Positivenessity is the only word you need! I can show you how to reprogram your inner negativer into a positiver! There Is No Such Word As NO In Business! Believe it! Do it!

  1. Look at the sun
Never mind Mars, Bluto or Venice! The Sun is the best planet in the sky! You wanna know why? When the sun comes out what happens? That’s right, people put on their shades!  And shades are cool! So the sun makes everyone cooler! Look at it! Look At The Sun! Right at it, yeah! Be the sun! Make everyone cooler! This is the way to success! Stare at it! Harder! HARDER!

  1. Cook off gas
Smart cooks spoil no moss! That’s what the saying says! But I say you gotta be DUMB to cook off your own gas! Cook off someone else’s gas! Then they pay for it, dummy! Yeah! Gas don’t grow in no tree, you get me?

  1. Expandiate yourself
Nobody ever got nowhere without no expandiations of business awesome! You wanna be as big as me? Eat, eat, eat! Then you got all the food! And food is money, remember! Chomp it down. Faster! Do you want the other guy to eat your money? No? Don’t be a sucker! Be a eater! EAT IT! FUCKING EAT IT NOW!

  1. Become the game
Don’t forget: the concept of money is predicated on a deferred reward system in which goods or services are not exchanged in kind, but rather tokens are used as a shared system of perceived worth, to be used at a future date in return for other services and goods! And when this system of tokens is dislocated from any tangible shared concept of worth it is merely a lie and therefore inherently unstable! You betcha!

More BUSINESS AWESOME next week!!!!!!!!

Thursday, 28 January 2016

Fusty Lusts

Sucre
Guilder
Schilling
Shilling.

Franc Française
Franc Belgique
Marrka
Drachma.

Sagwalla
Escudo
Lira
Peseta.

Papiermark
Rentenmark
Reichsmark
Deutschmark.

Sol
Inti
Dong
Denari.

Farthing
Sixpence
Ha’penny
Thruppeny.

Love
Compassion
Clean Air
The World.


Monday, 11 January 2016

Bowing out

Can you feel it?
The world corrodes.
The lustre scuffed. Shine-dulled. Old.
Crumbled time erodes.

We who made it:
Amidst cock-crows
Of rusted trust, wine-filled souls
Stumbled psychic roads.

See who brave it:
The lurker knows
That lovers crossed, fine-filled fools,
Mumble platitudes.

Can you feel it?
The hurl-hacked trove
Of luck? Of lust? Smile-lulled? Now
Humbled. Song-failed.

Alone.