My new single's B-side: I've Got the Hots for Paris Lees

My brain hasn't quite cottoned on to the fact that I'm not in a band anymore, nor am I likely to be, largely cause I simply cannot be fucking arsed. But my brain keeps thinking it is, so here is the B-side to the single I'll never ever release. Sorry Paris, it's true tho :)

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I’ve got the hots for Paris Lees

She makes me wobbly at the knees

All I think of lately

Is Paris and Grace Blakeley

Oh, I’ve got the hots for Paris Lees

I’ve got the hots for Paris Lees

She’s got it all, or so it seems

It’s such a shame

She’ll never feel the same

Oh, I’ve got the hots for Paris Lees

I’ve got the hots for Paris Lees

It’s innocent, nothing obscene:

I don’t want to seem creepy

But I’d fall for her completely

Oh, I’ve got the hots for Paris Lees

I’ve got the hots for Paris Lees

I’ve got her in my Twitter feed

She won’t take shit

From any fucking prick

She’s bloody ace, is Paris Lees

Well, everyone loves Kylie

And brilliant Rachel Riley

And Vorderman was awesome in her day (and still is)

I’d get quite lost

In the eyes of Susannah Hoffs

I’d garden with Kim Wilde all the way (she’s the biz)

Debbie Harry’s Blondie

Has beauty way beyond me

Nigella Lawson’s quite the dish (yes she is)

Rita Ora’s gorgeous

Angelina Jolie also was

Before that Brad Pitt made her skeletal – but hey

I’m old as fucking shit

But when I think of it

There’s one who’s got it all: It's Paris Lees