You'd think

You'd think, wouldn't you

That in all this 'time off'

I'd've

* Improved my Spanish

* Written loads

* Attended webinars

* Learned the uke, the harmonica, the piano, the kalimba, the mandolin properly

Ah well, you'd think wrong 

Cause it's not 'time off'

It's time on 

* Being in constant pain

* Getting knackered walking 50 yards on sticks

* Taking 20 mins to unload a dishwasher

* Taking ages to load the washing machine 

* Being too fucked to actually hoover

You know, thinking about it

I'd rather be at work

Complaining 

* That it's raining

* That it's fucking Monday 

* That it's busy

* That it's quiet

* That my back hurts a little bit, but no more than a back normally would in this weather at my age after lifting all those boxes of paper and doing all that high shelving

Maybe one day 

I'll be back