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Monday, 6 March 2023

No Lost Tapes

There are no ‘lost tapes’.

How far would you really go for a good cup of coffee?

Are my nails growing quicker than they did before? 

I swear I can feel them.


Cock

is the funniest word in the English language.


Manchasm: a novelty doorbell/vibrator

Vegas in robots

a weevil fertile twist

set phasers to S-T-R-U-T.


Jonny Madrid

Vole Man and Hamster Lady

The Mooch

Licking vagaries off of a helicopter,

urchin.


The Tuning is a fabled computer game which ends in a remote camera

two fighting magic and all is cybertastic.

The man slipped on a patch of ice, sending limbs akimbo, and he shaped a swastika for a moment

before mashing up a knee on a carelessly static concrete bollard.


Put on the brakes, blue man.


Singleton Dalia

Ossifying mundanity

All your favourite bands are shit

and the boy you like is a fucking prick

Half bent in the head 

Looking for household highs

A jerky spider.



(Another raw unedited list of fragments)

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