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Friday 3 July 2020

Snippets from the bedside pad: Panoply of Plop

Twinks on the lawn
of The White House
It's a
Panoply of plop.

He who legislates
is lost
In the
Panoply of plop.

Getting flippered
off a penguin
Mons Hubris
Wanking Novery
Biffoland
Parade of Divs:
Panoply of plop

The Sad News Chair:
The trees turned
away from me.
Blunt force trauma
the BFT
The World to be
Rebooted
out the
Panoply of plop.

Live at the Co-op
Coin-op Bus Stop:
Markdown Morrisons
AL-D, supermarket rapper
Reverend Al D, supermarket
love crooner
Iron Madeley
Judy Priest
Gordon the Golfer
Chas and Dave and Elon Musk
sing Hyperloopy nuts are we
it's a festival;
it's a Panoply of plop.

Imagine if we treated artists
The way we treat TV chefs.
There's a boxer called the Tank
and he is wise,
a long-lost father found by daughter
doesn't know he is dad, 
and it's a mess of lust and hatred
it's the Panoply of plop.

A man buys no shoes.
Ghost Poet
Chocolate Potato Club
Archie Hopper
Biotech Quest
Marc Bolan shower cap
A Chocolate Dynamo
Cold Arse
Circles
Bugs
Mundane revelations,
council skip poetry:
Panoply of plop.

I try but in my dreams
I can do it.
Ce ci n'est pas d'arte.
I invented Footbines
Hands-Free fags
HOMO is an acronym
for Hatred Of Missing Out.
Pete Best left before
they were famous.
A panoply of plop.

Please don't feel sorry for the inventors of plate tectonics
They were only trying to find an answer to robotics
Gin and tonics

A.B.C.
Sings Tight Lee.
Bib cap March
Patch lovingly.
Panoply
panoply
panoply
of
plop.

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(made of snippets from my bedside writing pad)

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