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It is essential to have people
buy into these narratives.
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This is done by the tone, push and propaganda
hammered home by the media day after day over a period of several years.
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Repetition is key to even the
most blatantly biased sloganeering.
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Truth is not a fixed or
reliable concept.
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The ultimate aim is to unsettle
and discourage the populace through infighting whilst we get on with the
important business of accumulating more power and wealth to play with.
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Here are some ideas to get the
nascent politician started:
o
If you are poor, it is your
fault.
o
If you are rich, you deserve
it. You have worked hard. Or your parents worked hard. Or their parents. Look,
someone has worked hard. Have more money.
o
Banks lend money to people who
do not need it.
o
People’s taxes go to bail out
banks when they have fucked things up. This is free money, and a one-way
exchange.
o
You have worked hard to
accumulate your possessions and your family. Everyone else is out to take your
money.
o
There are gangs of thieves out
to rip you off. This does not of course include the banks, government, or those
who have worked hard to be rich. It is the people who are poorer and therefore more
stupid and dangerous than you.
o
Foreign aid is evil.
o
Bombs are essential.
o
If you have done nothing wrong
you have nothing to worry about. Surveillance is vital.
o
Those other people, do you see
them? They look suspicious don’t they? Don’t you think? Isn’t it strange how
they’re over there doing things? Be very careful. They want to do something different. That is unacceptable.
o
Those people are idle. Look at
them. Too lazy to want to work. Too lazy not to have functioning bodies.
o
Mental health is a myth. It is
a lie spread by the left wing to excuse idle behaviour.
o
You work hard. Harder. Harder! This is the only way to a brighter future.
o
Buy more things! This is
essential for: the economy; happiness; your family; keeping money circulating.
It is your fault if the economy is weak! Spend more! Work harder!
o
Big business knows what it is
doing.
o
Renewable technology is not
feasible and never will be. Look at that stupid hippy living in a mud hut!
Fucking hell, it’s 2015! Look, I’ve got a Nutribullet! Don’t you want one? It’s
healthy you nutcase.
o
That party opposite wants to
take all of your money and kill your ambitions. If you vote for them they will
steal all of your possessions and give them to poor people. Those things you
worked hard for! Given to those too idle and stupid to have money! They will
take your money and spend it on magic beans.
o
Anyone who is in receipt of
benefits should not own the following:
§ A television
§ A pint of beer
§ Nice clothes
§ Pets
§ Children
§ Houses
§ Status
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Now my friend you are ready to
enter UK politics.
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Remember: anyone who contradicts you, apart
from yourself, is an evil liar. All of the above suggestions are of course entirely
open to change to fit the narrative you are currently indulging in with your
friends.
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You are rich because you
deserve it.
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You have power because people
agreed that you deserve it because you are better than them. Never forget this.
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Your decisions are better
because you are better. Never explain yourself.
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