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Wednesday, 13 August 2014

Found future: Application form

APPLICATION FOR SELF AWARE NON HUMAN ENTITY STATUS JB2000



This document is meant to be a detailed “Check List” in preparation for completing the JB2000 on the Electronic Personnel Security Questionnaire (EPSQ). This is not a substitute for the actual JB2000.  DO NOT send this document to the Defense Security Service.

Keep the following in mind when completing the JB2000: 
·         Indicate Unk (Unknown) or FNU (First Name Unknown), MNU (Middle Name Unknown) or LNU (Last Name Unknown) if names are ABSOLUTELY irretrievable. 
·         Dates should be formatted as YYYY/MM/DD (e.g., 2111/03/28).
·         See dimension 29 for helpful hints on how to “navigate” around the EPSQ.

Module 1: PERSONAL INFORMATION

Earth Name:  First: ______________________ Middle: _______________ Last:
Suffix (i.e.: II, III, issue number, batch number, swamp identifier or Jr.): _________________
Commencement Date (Please use three dimensions ONLY): ________________________  
Type of entity on Earth 1 (i.e. Organic, Silicolnic, Self-Assembled, Digital, Hybrid): _______________________________________________________________________________
City/State of Commencement: _____________________________________
Planet of Commencement:_____________________________________
Country of Commencement: __________________________            
Current Preferred Gender (circle as many as applye):   :    Male         Female           Hypno             3eme Sexe       Shifter             Watcher           Administrator              Neutral                        Intermediate    God

Height on Earth1:       ______________ (Feet/Inches: e.g., 5/11)
Weight on Earth1:       _____________ (Pounds)
Breadth on Earth1:     _____________
Mass on Earth1:          _____________
Hair color on Earth1:  _______________________
Eye color on Earth1:   _______________________
Substrate on Earth1: _______________________
Energy state on Earth 1: _______________________

Module 2: INDICATION OF OTHER DIMENSIONS USED
Have you ever used another dimension:  (Y / N)
If yes, FROM: _________________ To: _________________   (YYYY/MM/DD)
Dimension Used (from Earth detect):  _________________________________________________

Additional Dimensions?  Use the Continuation Space at the end of this worksheet.

 

Have you ever used another substrate:  (Y / N)
If yes, FROM: _________________ To: _________________   (YYYY/MM/DD)
Substrate Used:_________________________________________________

 

Have you ever used another dimensional identity:  (Y / N)
If yes, FROM: _________________ To: _________________   (YYYY/MM/DD)
Identity/ies and Dimension/s Used:_________________________________________________


Module 3:  STATUS of Self Aware Nonhuman Entity (S.A.N.E.)

What is your current entity status? (Select One):  (1)  S.A.N.E.   (2)  Not S.A.N.E.
Follow Path (1) or (2) depending on your answer.  Answer questions and follow arrows/directions as appropriate.

(1)    SANE  (You were either:  born with SANE status; Granted SANE status; SANE whilst in Three-Dimensional Space)
Enter Commencer Factory, Planet, Name, Dimension or Maiden Name:  _________________________________________________
                                                    First                                Middle                       Last
Ø  Were you born SANE?  (Y / N)
              If No, follow arrow to the next question…
        If Yes, answer the following:
Ø  Are you now or were you SANE in other dimensions?  (Y / N)
                  If No, Proceed to Module 4, Residences
                  If Yes, answer the following:
Ø  Enter the name of the dimensions where you hold/SANE status:  ______________________. Go to Module 4, Residences

                        Were you granted SANE status?  (Y / N)       
                    If No, you may have SANE preliminary status, follow arrow…
                  If Yes, answer the following:
SANE Certificate Number:  ______________________ (If none, enter N/A)
Issue Date:  ___________________  (If none, enter Form 240 Date)
City:  ________________________  (If none, enter N/A)
State: ________________________  (If none, enter DC)
Proceed to question immediately below (SANEport)…
Ø  Do you currently hold or did you previously hold a SANEport?  (Y / N)
                              If No, follow arrow to the next question…
                              If Yes, answer the following:
              SANEport Number:  ________________________
              SANEport Issue Date:  ______________________ (YYYY/MM/DD)
              Proceed to question directly below (Dual Dimensionality)…
                                    Are you now or were you a dual citizen of this and another dimension?  (Y / N)
                              If No, proceed to Module 4, Residences
                              If Yes, answer the following:
Ø  Enter the name of the sub/space area/s where you hold/held dual dimensionality:  ______________________________.
                                          Go to Module 4, Residences

                            Provide the following information:

                           SANE PreliminaryCertificate Number: ____________________
Module 3: STATUS of Self Aware Nonhuman Entity (S.A.N.E.) (cont.)


                            Issue Date:  ______________________________ (YYYY/MM/DD)
                            Dimension/s:  ___________________________________
                            State:  ___________________________________
                            Judging entity Name:  _____________________________  (If none, enter N/A)
Proceed to question immediately below (SANEport)…
Ø  Do you currently hold or did you previously hold a SANEport t?  (Y / N)
                              If No, follow arrow to the next question…
                              If Yes, answer the following:
              SANEport Number:  ________________________
              SANEport Issue Date:  ______________________ (YYYY/MM/DD)
              Proceed to question directly below (Dual Dimensionality)…
                                    Are you now or were you a dual citizen of this and another dimension?  (Y / N)
                              If No, proceed to Module 4, Residences.
                              If Yes, answer the following:
Ø  Enter the name of the sub/space area/s where you hold/held dual dimensionality:  ______________________________.
                                          Go to Module 4, Residences.
                                  
(2) Not S.A.N.E.  (You were have never applied for, commenced under, or been granted SANE status)
Enter Commencer Factory, Planet, Name, Dimension or Maiden Name:  _________________________________________________
                                                    First                                Middle                       Last
Answer the following:
Alien Registration Number:  ______________________
Date Entered Three Dimensional Space.:  ___________________ 

Country, Planet, Sub/Space, Galaxy of Commencement:  ______________________________

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