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Monday, 25 August 2025

Track 2.0

Welcome to government

by the stupid and intolerant

they solve the trolley problem adding homeless to the tracks


Unholy covenant

colour coded and indifferent

The devil's got the good looks and the sharpest goddamn suits


No answer to the queries

can this weariness endure?

Our hero took a potshot

but his stamina was gone:


he slipped and he slid and he swung and he missed

you slip and you slide and you swing and you miss


so swift we gurgle laugh

another vertebra has cracked

crumbled how and ever low

and ever so, o ever so


The grifters resonant

Impeccably elegant

No talk of revolution from self-immolating meffs


But it's significant

They're miles from the front:

Where better for a murder than the Orient Express?


Maybe the question ain't about which lever will you pull

but who it is demanding that you do it

Cause if they're not able to flick the switch themselves

then in our hands rests power over life - and over death

Thursday, 7 August 2025

Yr Wladfa

Performance here


Clywais i am rhywle

O’r enw Yr Wladfa

Lle mae pobl yn hapus

Nac erioed teimlo'n boenus


Yn yr Wladfa

Mae gafr yna yn ddawnsio ar y fynydd

Ac mae Jarman newydd wedi gyrraedd

Mae o’n sgwennu ganeuon efo Astor Piazolla

Creu steil newydd o reggae a tango

A mae pawb eisiau gwrando


Yn yr Wladfa

Lle maer defaid yn dwyiethog Gymraeg a Sbaeneg

Mae 'na croeso siml yna a pawb yn pwysig

Yr gwynt moelus yn chwarae efo lleisiau melys

Does ‘na dim straen, dim rhaid a brysia nunlle


Yn yr Wladfa

Mae na pobl werthfawr yna yn gwenu yn yr heulwent

A pawb dan ni wedi golli dros yr blynyddoedd

Fydd pob un ohonyn nhw yna

I Oz, a Jonny, a Jon, a Dave, a Daz, a Duncan, a Daniel -

o, Daniel -

Fyddwn ni siarad eto


Un diwrnod

Yn yr Wladfa

Arhoswch yna

Yn fuan fydd hi’n amser

I finna deithio yna

I’r Wladfa


Yn yr Wladfa

Fydd pawb yna

Lle mae gariad

Byth yn marw

Yn yr Wladfa

Fydd pawb yna

Dwi bron yn deithio

Wela chi gyd yna

Dwi newydd wedi dechrau

Deithio yna

Yn yr Wladfa

Yn yr Wladfa




Monday, 4 August 2025

Man Down v.2

Man down, man down

The words die on my breath

There are no echoes in this town

Man down


Man down, man down

Crying out for justice

But there just ain’t much around

Man down


Prick up Lucifer

First lightgiver

A servile revelation

For the cretin congregation


No cackling witch

No lightning clouds

Tamper down the fire

Choked in filthy rags, man down

Man down


A corvid croaks decree

A ragged elegy

A barren landscape burns

A sordid message in the earth


An idiotic mutter

The fatberg gristles utter

A simpleton's lament

In gothic blunderment, man down

Man down


May ugly overtones

Play merry on their bones

Before their body's cold

Hyenas rip apart their soul


Ferocious vehemence

Without intelligence

Death to the debate

Where morons dominate, man down

Man down


Man down, man down

Hear the trumpets blow

For the walls of Jericho

Man down


Man down, man down

Everywhere I go

I bring the pyroclastic flow

Man down




Saturday, 2 August 2025

Man Down

Man down, man down

The words die on my breath

There are no echoes in this town 


Man down, man down

There is no magic here

Such freedom lost in fear

Man down 


The devil's ears prick up

The priest has given up

There'll be no revelation 

For cretins congregating round 


Storm clouds are crackling

Witches are gathering 

A dark procession tramps

Stumbles in filthy rags


A corvid croaks decree

A ragged elegy

A barren landscape burns

A sordid message in the earth 


The fools are muttering 

Their brains are stuttering

A simpleton's lament 

In gothic blunderment


May ugly overtones

Play merry on their bones

Before their body's cold

Hyenas rip apart their soul 


Ferocious vehemence

Without experience 

Truth's bolted from the gate

When morons dominate, man down


Man down, man down 

Let my final days

Be righteous in my rage

Man down 


Man down, man down 

Won't you wait for me

Ill be there presently

Man down