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Wednesday, 27 January 2021

Spidge's Jumpy Day

 

Spidge cat felt springy

Boingy boingy boingy

He loved to jump!

 

Spodge was sleepy

Snoozy snoozy snoozy

He loved his bed!

 

Spidge bounced up

Spidge bounced down

Spidge bounced high

And all around!

 

Spodge was dreaming

Of an evening

In the Outback

Stars a-gleaming

 

A creature jumped

In Spodge’s dream

A creature like

He’d never seen!

 

A big long tail

A springy jump

And a big pocket

In the front!

 

But Spidge cat jumped

And sprang and soared -

And accidentally

Bounced on Spodge!

 

Awake, Spodge said:

“I wonder who

That was. Maybe

A Kangaroo?”

 

Spidge agreed:

“It must have been.

Nobody here’s

A jumping bean.”

 

Spodge looked at Spidge

Suspiciously.

But Spidge just looked back

Innocently.

 

He’d jumped and jumped,

Now Spidge the cat

Was more than ready

For a nap.

 

And bed was comfy

So they both

Curled up just like

Two sleepy sloths.



Wednesday, 20 January 2021

Music in progress

 We got the bathroom replastered, and in order to make it easier for the tiler to do his stuff, the plasterer left some special rough areas. 

He also left us some undulating sheet music which you can see here:



I separated it into three movements:


Sunday, 10 January 2021

Headlines are cool

 I am pretty sure this one was done on purpose, with the concomitant giggling from Alan Markoff, Brent Fuller and Tammie Chisholm. Great work.



Aldrei fur eg Sudur (2006?)

Of all the places I travelled with this job, Iceland was the one I returned to over and over again. Maybe four or five times in a couple of years. There is a reason for that: Iceland is fucking brilliant.

Aldrei For Eg Sudur

Isafjordur, Docks

The name translates as ‘I Never Went South’; a typically brash double-entendre, as well as a real comment on the perceived centralisation of the Icelandic music scene two hundred miles warmer in Reykjavik. And a typically direct and pointed comment that, despite received wisdom that to ‘make it’, bands need to get on ‘the circuit’ and prostitute themselves with a series of ever-more desperate gigs in the nation’s capital, bands, artists and performers can quite happily exist and thrive without having to play games with their careers and their lives. The parallels are, of course, obvious and transcend national boundaries. 

And in the West Fjords of Iceland, an idea generated over several beers and between farting contests by the inventive and successful electro-acousti-fizzer Mugison and his harbourmaster pop to put on a festival in this tiny, ravaged and ravaging fishing town can come to fruition thanks to those most wonderful words: Why. Not. Often there are a thousand good reasons to NOT do something; not to put your neck on the line, your balls on the coals, to step outside the comfort zone; all this ensures is a static and featureless musical landscape and a slow death. Lucky then, that there are people for whom such negative thoughts from others act as a spur and a motivation; in the case of Mugison and the team of volunteers this means clearing out an old fish warehouse, whacking together a stage from old pallets and jerry-rigging up a swift bar - and, yeah, The Fly helped sweep the floor in preparation too. 

Most of the bands here are Icelandic – quite a few from Isafjordur itself, a remarkable town so steeped in music that 90% of its youngsters attend music school. Familiar names include Mugison himself, the sweet acoustica of Petur Ben, the insane, incendiary Minus and Reykjavik! – local-hearted and fuzzling, a band whose name itself is another eyebrow-raised sly-dig in itself. Restricted to twenty minutes each, with a five minute changeover, the bands perform their very best tracks with a minimum of fuss and a maximum of performance; shorn of the bullshit that often surrounds the live arena, there is a levelling of the playing field at work here and any sign of ego is jumped on with frowning disappointment. 

The over-riding sense is that this is somehow how gigs – festivals – always should be; the music is at the centre of a celebration of disparate artists that range from Isafjordur’s brass band playing Smoke On The Water to Aela, Lay Low and Ampop. Fittingly, the whole kaboodle comes to an end with an ultra-rare performance of the Icelandic legends, Ham, a band without whom The Sugarcubes themselves may never have been heard of outside the land of the hidden people. The music has ended but celebrations have only just begun. Celebrations of two words: Why. Not.

Rev. Shoo


Eurosonic review (2006)

Imagine getting paid to travel around writing about music. Imagine travelling anywhere to do anything. Shit, the world changes so fast. This was the second time I went to Groningen. The first - with Vaffan Coulo - was an unmitigated, terrifying speed-led and dangerous disaster. But that's another story.

Eurosonic/Noorderslag

The Netherlands, Groningen

You have to hand it to the Dutch. Not content with some of the most socially progressive attitudes in the Western World, or a multilingual openness that makes borders irrelevant, they’re also damn good at showing how a weekend celebration of new music should be approached. And in Northern Holland that means opening up most of the 260 bars of this unique and beautiful university city to a host of acts culled from the very best of all that’s independent, upcoming, exciting and musically proficient in Europe.

From the moment that the terrifying, be-robed, mediaeval German metallers Corvux Covax – complete with full choir - still to silence a packed, sweating crowd in the city’s natty-towered church with an intense performance of their Cantus Burana, The Fly spins on a spittle-rash of redemptive energy that underpins and reinforces the reasons why people start bands in the first place. The UK is represented, stunningly, by a host of acts from Mohair, The Kooks, Adem, The Research and a mighty, whisked-off-feet performance from Editors. All joyous, all communicating with the crowd – and each other – with a wild-eyed abandon that comes solely from being lost in the moment, in the music, in a wider world of colour.

Swedes Dungen – splendid in the back room of a dusty bar – are on it; Dutch Metal-Punx Green Lizard are bloody and noisy; C-Mon and Kypsky produce sublime Netherlandic dub-hop; Jose Gonzales is swish. Everywhere we rush, we find diamonds lurking in the darkness. Proof – if any were needed – that the underground is rampant with ideas, and that the Dutch deliver it in a package almost as tattily lovely as the magazine you’re reading at the moment.
Rev. Shoo

 

Trans Musicales Festival review (2006)

The Fly had very short wordcounts even for the lead reviews, of which this was one. So the temptation was to be florid and sort of poetic. For example:



Trans Musicales

Parc Expo, Rennes

 

There’s a point n life, love, madness, and – above all – MUSIC stills the groaning clocks of the world, transporting the individual into a bubble of knowledge that suddenly seems simple and obvious. And for The Fly, this moment comes when we’re stood in Hangar No.4 in a disused airport just outside Rennes watching The Mitchell Brothers, whose ranty, funny, British HipHop reminds us of ourselves in more ways than we dare to dream. 

Earlier, Gang Of Four had emptied Hall 9 – the innovators usurped by a raft of besuited, sharp-move imitators taking the jerky artpunk blueprint into 2005/6’s context. Likewise Clap Your Hands…, all disko-drum and firefly guitars, or the 4 DJ/8 deck assault of Birdy Nam Nam, Dwight Trible’s uplifting soul-hop, the slinky, pernicious El Presidente dividing opinion, Primal Scream yowsa-yawning dad-friendly – but satisfying - Stones-bore. 

Trans Musicales is like that. Cause it’s an event that features the bloody Fugees glaring at each other whilst 4000 fans roar and tumble like joyous mush-limbed acrobanshees, and also showcasing a raft of dubby, electronic young French groups in the bars of teargas-soaked downtown Rennes. It’s designed and chic, dirty and unique, where Kill The Young shine with a praeturnatural rock blossom that has thousands of French fans enraptured. The LP’s already out over there. They already understand what it’s about. 

And now, so do we: three days, more beer than we care to think about, more music than a heart can bear. An electricity in the blood and a power in the soul. Such moments of insight make magic.

Rev. Shoo

Beck Review (2008)

 

Beck / Yeasayer

Manchester, Apollo

July 2

***

Having been one of indie’s alternately quirky, inventive and maddening figures for fifteen years now, Beck Hansen can be forgiven most moody moments. Manchester’s crowd, having paid handsomely for the privilege, stand in anticipation of which mind the singer might be in tonight. First, though, Yeasayer’s set which with all its interweaved layers is frank, open and occasionally so left field it skews the place into a hall of mirrors. The Brooklyn mob really have injected something inventive into us this year with their burbling poppy smiley stuff and for once we’re happy to note that it is goddamn infectious. Knowing their place, however, they humbly leave the stage, paying homage to the king who is to follow. And the crowd breathe in the sweat of the excruciating moments before his highness is to appear. 


But when he does, nobody really notices. More than a few people at the back are clapping the bassist, who seems his spit, before Beck does appear, unassuming and intent on making the point that he’s only one part of his band. Seems he’s not gonna be comfortable with his Indie God persona tonight, then, which is admirable as the group launch into a set that barely pauses for respite. Normally, we love that kind of thing. We love being pummelled into submission by music; long, rambling, spoken introductions are best left to Rowley Birkin QC and, well, let’s say Bob Dylan just cause our mate DD loves him and we want to wind him up. But here tonight, Beck just seems uninspired to do anything so mundane as engage the crowd between songs. Devil’s Haircut comes early – unlike the hippy-haired vocalist himself, who seems to have morphed into Chesney Hawkes’ slightly irascible dad. 

And though the band are a great garage rock outfit whose tightness should enable these careful, wilful, cheeky songs to sparkle and soar, somehow it stays flat. Nausea, The New Pollution, Loser pass by in a fug before a bunch of tracks from new album Modern Guilt wake the Beckster up a bit and things palpably improve. Soon, it’s over; a through-the-motions Where It’s At finishing it off before the band shuffle off stage. The encore’s the most exciting part of his set but the most exciting part of the night came two hours earlier with the support. Beck’s earned his spurs, of course, and eight idea packed albums have surely earned him the right to have the odd average gig here and there. Next time he’s here, after all, he’ll probably do the set flying around on a jet pack or something.

Reverend Shoo

Primal Scream review (2008)

 I was in Barca for a reason. What a way to make a living. It was fucking ace.


Primal Scream

Antiga Fabrica d’Estrella Damm, Barcelona

20/09/08

****

There are many things in life that are definite: that if you guzzle your guts full of grubby stuff, they will grumble; that there will always be something to stick to your shoe if your shoe is new; that gigs outside make the rain come. Actually, the latter one turns out not to be true tonight as Primal Scream stride onstage to play their part at La Merce festival. It’s the start of a week-long pissup/fiesta to celebrate the end of the summer, and the beginning of the winter, and the saints, and… sod it, let’s just celebrate anyway. So amidst the fireworks and the chocolate and churros, amongst the human towers and the bunches of flowers and the briny blood of the blessed, bands are booked by the selfsame people who are behind the Primavera Sound shindig held here every summer. And like that rather excellent fest, BAM (as the musical side is known) delivers a set of acts that are top class, familiar, and occasionally quite insane.

Not that you could level that against Bobby Gillespie and the band, who are riding on a wave of sheer belief in themselves at the moment, with brand new album Beautiful Future a typically cocky statement of intent. The crowd are right up for it, too, and the facts are that we’re finding it hard to breathe amidst the excitement and the buzz. It’s not the longest set they’ve ever done – or perhaps it just passes in a haze of Catalunyan excitement – but once the first chords of Movin’ On Up start waves of melodious craziness, we’re hopelessly lost in a sea of smiles. And, for once, the encore is one that rings true: The Scream leave the stage somewhat reluctantly; but needs must, and as the crowd disperses under a hail of feedback, the streets sigh with relief. They’ve been battered under the weight of several thousand dancing feet, and by God do they know it. Awesome.

Joe Shooman

Wandering around in Barcelona (2008)

 I do like finding old HDDs - they're little time capsules of nonsense. Here's a blog that I thought was forever lost forever like forever. It was on The Fly's website, which is lost forever. I used to get paid to do this kinda shit. What I didn't say here was that someone nameless took the opportunity to sign their name inside a nearby hollow concrete piece that was about to be added to the Cathedral. Someone is stupidly proud of that pencil mark in history.

I was walking round Gaudi’s barmy genius half-finished masterpiece, La Templa de Sagrada Familia, staring at the magnificence of the confluence of geometric exuberance and natural symmetry of its art nouveau construction. Every year this insanely wonderful cathedral grows a little from the Barcelona topsoil; inside it’s a glorious confusion of concrete dust, moulded tree-like towers and visionary litheness. 

Even the stones yet to rise to the nowhere-near-finished interior have a playful, familiar, psychedelic gravitas, reaching toward the heavens, tendrils seeming to waft in the breeze. It’s a wonderful place, not even halfway to half finished and it seemed to speak strongly about human endeavour, mortality and – more importantly, maybe – that vision and madness are matters of perspective, and that time is itself malleable. One day this will all be finished, maybe, but it will continue to speak to people through its nodules and its sculptures, the knaves and the naves; the angles and the angels and god is in the details.

Inside, too, there’s a hubbub of humanity: queues snaking to snag a two-minute ride in the lift up to the topward balconies from which it’s possible to look out over Barcelona, over the crowds and the creatures and the kissers and the crimes. To be world-famous attracts that sort of thing, and Barca certainly fits that bill. And inside, there are accents and languages and dialects and footfalls of all the multitudinous hues of life, too; a chorus of conversations, all individual but all part of a more musical whole – a life orchestra. And as I walked through Gaudi’s dream one of the orchestra seemed to step up behind me and begin to perform a solo for us. Shivering, I stilled, and I listened.

-This is gorgeous.

-It’s so big

-I went to a church in the Vatican and that was best in the world but this is nearly best

-I walked into that church and I cried

-I think there’s another one somewhere in Rome or something that wins that one though I don’t think I could take it I would just look at the door or something and probably wee myself

There wasn’t any more. I was left standing, paralysed, as the solo moved off to the museum underneath the edifice.
 
(If I was Michael Holden I think that might have been a bit better but I’m not so what can you do?)
 
Later that night I found myself amidst a massive crowd near the old Estrella Damm brewery, necking that excellent Catalan brew and straining to watch a load of bands  headlined by Primal Scream. The BAM festival is a massive part of the annual celebration of the city/summer end/who needs a reason called Fiesta de la Merce, which goes on for a week or so every September. It’s still warm enough for shirt sleeves here and despite the spots of rain here and there it’s ace – stages everywhere you look, street entertainers, people building human castles 40 foot high and all manner of stalls, traders, colour and exuberance. 

It’s alive with possibilities and the main problem is tearing yourself away from it to get some much-needed sleep. The Scream were great and the thousands wouldn’t let them offstage: they’d probably still be there if the audience had their way. The crowds dispersed from the plaza at around midnight or thereabouts, and the cleaning crews came out to sweep away the gristle and the plastic. Tomorrow, there’d be new crowds here; there always are.

Thursday, 7 January 2021

Fuck your stupid clapping

 Fuck this clap shit, pay them properly I won't clap whilst staff pay for parking I won't clap whilst frontline staff are dying Fuck this clap shit, treat them properly

Do you really think we're that fucking stupid? (you got democratically voted in) (so don't answer that)

Wednesday, 6 January 2021

Only the Rain Applauds

Slump necked screen ghosts yawning yearning

Dull eyed grey minds fog descending

Outside a rumour

Only the rain applauds

 

Eiderdown mornings blub no comfort

Bleary souls past tethers sigh but

Accept the rapid chains

As the rain applauds

 

Slate moss sprawling over tyres

Seasons scowl thud sour skies

Streets stilled until

Only the rain applauds

 

Ether signals screen strike suitside

Sombre faces unfurl unfool

Alas we must oh

Hear the rain applaud

 

Intubation incubation

Malfeasance crawling claws corrupting

Death deniers smirk

As the rain applauds

 

Screen deaths masked nurse paper-hand-holding

Graveside tears remotely blotting

Silence for the coffin

Only the rain applauds

 

Stricken sharp stonewalled hoping

Jabbing jabbering graphic panting

Still the air kills

As the rain applauds

 

Waiting fretting skitting ranting

Mushed clocks ticking intermittent

Wan is the sunrise

Sick with of itself us it

Only the rain

And the rain only

Applauds 



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