Who remembers
ice on the inside of the windows
no central heating
knitted blankets not quilts
we thought an eiderdown was a brand of cider
Who remembers
two channels on the telly
and a remote control
was the youngest member
of the family, getting up to change channels
We didn’t have computers
an Apple Mac was a Scottish fruit
A PC was a
look fuck off ok it
was SHIT
FUCKING SHIT
Things
have got materially better
so fuck off with this arse-headed nostalgia
for times when people were fucking cold and hungry
and had fewer options
and you're posting it on fucking FACEBOOK you
- and if I can use an ancient, nostalgic word here I will -
cunts