2: Stuckiness x 100

1.  Stuckiness is not present
2. Stuckiness is not an absence
3. Stuckiness is a shapeless choking sphere
4. Stuckiness is not a word
5. Stuckiness is not a blockage
6. Stuckiness is free
7. Stuckiness gestates forever
8. Stuckiness does not begin or end
9. Stuckiness is not a fight
10. Stuckiness always wins
11. Stuckiness is a black hole full of expanding deadening foam
12. Stuckiness is all light there has ever been all at once in a moment that lasts forever then is gone
13. Stuckiness has no sense
14. Stuckiness is all senses
15. Stuckiness makes no sense
16. Stuckiness is the first note of every tune in the world all at once
17. Stuckiness does not repeat
18. Stuckiness does not revere
19. Stuckiness does not revive
20. Stuckiness is irrevocable
21. Stuckiness does not have form
22. Stuckiness is an excellent basis for a religion
23. Stuckiness is meaninglessly enormous
24. Stuckiness is not a conversation
25. Stuckiness is not brave
26. Stuckiness does not want to feel
27. Stuckiness will never make a prediction
28. Stuckiness relieves nothing
29. Stuckiness re-lives everything with no meaning
30. Stuckiness is older than everyone who has ever lived put together
31. Stuckiness is as old as everyone who has ever lived, put at the same time
32. Stuckiness is the cheapest way to make an easy living
33. Stuckiness is a capitalist’s dream
34. Stuckiness is stained with itself
35. Stuckiness can only be removed by applications of Stuckiness to the spot
36. Stuckiness does not repeat
37. Stuckiness is a great way to meet friends
38. Stuckiness does not want to leave the chair
39. Stuckiness is not scared of anything
40. Stuckiness is not prepared to do anything
41. Stuckiness is calm under pleasure
42. Stuckiness is lyrically dreadful
43. Stuckiness knows all the letters in every language personally
44. Stuckiness saw the greatest minds of its generation in neutral
45. Stuckiness is placed here and admired from afar
46. Stuckiness is a catalogue of itself
47. Stuckiness wilts if you do not water it
48. Stuckiness requires no nourishment
49. Stuckiness knows all definitions in every language and rejects them all
50. Stuckiness once threw your ball on to the roof and laughed
51. Stuckiness is a cretinous wizzing oaf
52. Stuckiness can see what you do on your own
53. Stuckiness has no perception
54. Stuckiness is over there
55. Stuckiness is over, there
56. Stuckiness is willing to settle out of course
57. Stuckiness is hairy when it needs to be
58. Stuckiness is a smooth-faced cad
59. Stuckiness cannot believe in itself
60. Stuckiness wants to know where you left the last bit of milk
61. Stuckiness tenses up without noticing
62. Stuckiness is as slack as a simile
63. Stuckiness is a metaphor for and of itself
64. Stuckiness resists categorization
65. Stuckiness is dogmatic
66. Stuckiness is catatonic
67. Stuckiness is mousy
68. Stuckiness cannot bear itself
69. Stuckiness is hoarse
70. Stuckiness cannot fly
71. Stuckiness is as good as it gets
72. Stuckiness is no ambition for a growing boy
73. Stuckiness ate itself already
74. Stuckiness loves hunger
75. Stuckiness cannot be ready for a sandwich already
76. Stuckiness belongs in a goddamn zoo
77. Stuckiness was brought up in a barn
78. Stuckiness is on the pavement at 3am and you stepped right in it
79. Stuckiness is rotten
80. Stuckiness tastes like chicken
81. Stuckiness explored everywhere already and was unmoved by it
82. Stuckiness once told you the meaning of life but you forgot it again
83. Stuckiness cannot speak
84. Stuckiness is a world-changing lymph node treatment in late animal testing
85. Stuckiness pronounces it ‘scone’
86. Stuckiness is next to stuckiness
87. Stuckiness is all the holes from all the doughnuts and cheese and mints of all time
88. Stuckiness wraps itself around itself
89. Stuckiness saw the original Möbius stripping and knows the secret
90. Stuckiness has a thousand names, and all of them are the same
91. Stuckiness is a spellbinding array of superstar cameos
92. Stuckiness is the greatest gift nobody possesses
93. Stuckiness is not a soul, a heart, a mind, a body, an object, a metaphysical illusion or a concept
94. Stuckiness will sleep with you and never call afterwards
95. Stuckiness is in the walls of abandoned Soviet missile silos
96. Stuckiness has a half-life of itself
97. Stuckiness grabbed God on the evening of Day Six just before he was about to invent ‘sense’
98. Stuckiness is irreducible to mathematical cantankerism
99. Stuckiness is not a number.